Ten Commandments of Corvette Owners

I. Thou shalt not loan a Corvette to anyone

II. Thou shalt not bring a Corvette to an automatic car wash

III. Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow owner

IV. Thou shalt not swear at Corvette - for it is very temperamental

V. Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road

VI. Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress

VII. Thou shalt not feed with budget grade fuel

VIII. Thou shalt not expose Corvette to severe weather conditions

IX. Thou shalt not forget to activate alarm

X. Thou shalt not acknowledge a Porsche or 350Z as being true sports cars